Come one, come all, to the wake of Fallon McPhael, Chicago's most important non-existent writer! On May 4th, at 7:00 pm in The Charnel House (3421 W Fullerton Ave) mourners will gather for the reading of works by the late Fallon McPhael, as well as tributes to him by Chicago's poets and writers. Secrets will be revealed! Allegations will be made! Burlesque dancers from Vaudezilla will, as specified in McPhael's last will and testament, strut their stuff! Be there, or forever feel regret!