Back (earlier than planned) from the Louisville conference, to which I've been going for a decade or more. Distilled from those many years of experience at the estimable shindig, the following lines about its admirable and industrious leader:
It's Alan Golding --
Every year I am surprised
He wears an ear-cuff.
(More to come -- let a fella recover from the conference before you start making demands on him already. I mean, sheesh...)